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06 March 2011 @ 03:43 pm
12-Character Meme!  
1. Kana (Haibane Renmei)
2. (Pre-iM@S2) Kikuchi Makoto (THE iDOLM@STER/Xenoglossia)
3. Fujino Shizuru (My-HiME)
4. Katsuragi Hana (Seikon no Qwaser)
5. Sakamoto Mio (Strike Witches)
6. Alice Deane (The Wardstone Chronicles)
7. Nagato Yuki (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuu'utsu)
8. Kuga Natsuki (My-HiME)
9. Amachi Hitsugi (Hayate x Blade)
10. Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen (Strike Witches)
11. Asakura Ryoko (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuu'utsu)
12. Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke (Strike Witches)

1) What would #12 and #1 be like in a relationship?

Kana
would be all, "I like clocks", and Minna would be all, "IF YOU DIE ON ME I'M GOING TO BE ASEXUAL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE".

2) If #6 and #3 were to have an affair, who would top?


Shizuru
.

3) #2 and #10. Totally crack or totally canon?


Crack! If it isn't Sanya, Eila isn't interested. Not even as friends.

4) Is #4 het or slash better?

...Lolicon slash.

It's canon. ◕ ◡ ◕

5) Have you ever read fanfiction of #5 and #11?

Oh God, the narm. Mio's ハッ ハッ ハッ and Asakura's faux-altruism would be hilarious.

Why doesn't this exist yet. )':

6) Why was #6 afraid of #7? Because #7 is after #8 and #9!

Alice has every reason to be afraid of Nagato. Also, Hitsugi wouldn't take Nagato seriously. Ever. She'd just laugh in her face and ignore her if she ever did anything.

...And if Nagato ever touched Natsuki, Shizuru would be on her ass faster than you can say, "sexual harrassment". ):

7) If #8 was to cosplay, what would they be?

A wolf. With guns.

A cowboy wolf?

8) How many beers would #1 have to chug to have a go at #12?

That depends on what kind of mood Minna was in. She can be so fucking yandere, so if Kana saw she was in one of her "say anything to me and I will run you through with Mio's katana" moods, she'd probably need to chug down a brewery.

9) Would #3 make a good couple with #6? Or a better couple with #2?

Shizuru only has eyes for Natsuki!

But she'd probably make a good harem of all three of them. They can join her canon fanclub, or something.

10) #6 and #7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?


If by "distracted", you mean "Alice starts throwing fish at her", then yes.

11) Pick a Disney film to represent #10 and #2.

Pinocchio, with a twist.

"I wanna be a real girl!"

12) If #3 and #11 are doing S & M, who's the sadist?

They'd both be sitting around going, "Ara, ara" and deciding who's earned the most right to be the sadist.

13) Pick a song to describe a #7#/12 fic.

...Cosmic Love.

14) Is there any evidence for #4/#2?

Makoto is too nice to treat Hana like scum, so no.

15) How hot would #7/#3 be?

...0/10.

Nagato's colder than the surface of Pluto, and Shizuru only gets fired up about Natsuki.

16) If #7 walked in on #2 and #8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?

/notepad

/tips

And then move out of the way as Shizuru runs in screeching bloody murder and stabbing the shit out of Makoto.

17) What's #1's secret kink?

...Wrenches.

18) How about #6?

Probably something fucked up, like Lamia or chains.

19) Or perhaps #10?


Sanya and tails, probably. Jeeeesus.

20) What title would you assign a #1/#3/#5 threesome?

Kyoto Nagina-ha-ha-ta Massacre.

21) How about #2/#4/#6?

HOLY SHIT.

22) Or even #7/#8/#9?


...Well, they all have parental issues?

23) So. #1 has a relationship with #6, but secretly wants #2. #6 knows this, and breaks up with #1 to go pursue #3, who loves #11. #11 is with #10, however, who's cheating on #11 with #8. #8 finds out, and cheats with #7, who is, in turn, cheating on #4. #1 pursues #2, who just broke up with #5, who's now after #9. #1 gives up on this, and ends up with #12, while #6 finally ends up with #3.

I think... that I just broke 6 canons.

24) Title a #6#/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

Something punny about witches and aliens.

25) If #8/#1 became canon, how would you react?

I'd get some popcorn and get ready for some mass murdering.

26) If #2 and #9 became a couple, who would top?

Hitsugi. Absolutely and undeniably Hitsugi.

27) What if it was #3 and #9?

Come on, Shizuru, you were one number away from Natsuki that time!

28) #4 and #9?

This is easy. Hitsugi would top, and Hana would love it.

29) Do you know anyone who reads #9 slash?

I don't even think anyone reads her fandom. /sob

30) Or #2 het?

There's... Makoto het?!

31) Write me a little ficcy for #5/#9.

wun day wen mitsewgee wuzz al walkin round da sk00l she saw miyow whu wuz al HA HA HA an hitsewgee wuz laik OMG YUR LAFF IZ SO ZXY WHER DID U GET IT FRIOMM an miyow wuz al OH I GOTZ ITW EN I WUZ FAIV N DA DOCTUR WUZ AL "U HAV A RAIR DISEAZ N UR LEGZ WIL TURN INTEW PLAINS AN U HAV CANSUR AN BRAYN CHEWMUR" an hitsewgee wuz all OH RITE LOL WIL U MARI ME CUZ MA PERANTS SED DEY LAIK EYEPACHIZ but den SHOCK!!!!!!! miyow dyed n den mina poped up ftum da fluor n she wuz al

"Mio, what have I told you about chasing schoolgirls?!"

den hitsewgee molustead miyows bodii but MIYOW WUZ A FAMPIYRE laik in twishite lal so mina hadd to kil hitsewgee to kep da sekrit

DA END

32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving #2/#9/#7.

Hitsugi has AIDs and she's now given it to everyone who she's been whored out to on this meme.

33) Quick. #3 and #7 are cosplaying. What as?

Shizuru will cosplay as herself, and she will force Nagato to cosplay as Natsuki.

34) Have you ever seen Fanart of #11 and #12?

Not as a pairing, no!

35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?


Shizuru. Her beloved Natsuki is no common street-walker!!!!1
 
 
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