2. (Pre-iM@S2) Kikuchi Makoto (THE iDOLM@STER/Xenoglossia)
3. Fujino Shizuru (My-HiME)
4. Katsuragi Hana (Seikon no Qwaser)
5. Sakamoto Mio (Strike Witches)
6. Alice Deane (The Wardstone Chronicles)
7. Nagato Yuki (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuu'utsu)
8. Kuga Natsuki (My-HiME)
9. Amachi Hitsugi (Hayate x Blade)
10. Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen (Strike Witches)
11. Asakura Ryoko (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuu'utsu)
12. Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke (Strike Witches)
1. Who would make a better college professor, #6 or #11?
...On one hand, Alice would have no idea how to do it and either run away or face it with ALL HER POWER and end up being a really strict teacher who beats the kids.
But on the other hand, Asakura would be lovely and altruistic and wonderful and understanding but if you dare say a word against her and she will castrate then eviscerate you with her knife
I would tap that, not gonna lie.
3. #12 sends #8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Minna would be phoning Japan to give Mio a mission, but NATSUKI PICKS UP INSTEAD BECAUSE MIO IS SECRETLY DATING HER SURPRISE BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING and since Natsuki and Mio are both voiced by Saeko Chiba, Minna would be all "yo mio take off your pants" but before she could explain about Striker models Natsuki would be all ( ≖益≖ ) and then go shout at Mio who would be all "WHATCHU SAYIN' FOO'" and then Natsuki would go off and sulk and cry because she is a strong woman.
Then Mio's legs would turn into planes and she would FLY INTO THE DISTANCE LAUGHING because she's awesome and that's what she does.
"How to be as Close to my Level of Awesome as is Humanely Possible", by Amachi Hitsugi.
5. Would it make more sense for #2 to swear fealty to #6, or the other way around?
Alice is used to not being trusted, so Alice would swear fealty to Makoto, who would be all WAIT WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU?!
6. For whatever reason, #5 is looking for a roommate. Should #5 share a studio apartment with #9 or with #10?
Well, Mio and Eila are from the same fandom, but Eila would be moping around crying about BAW WHERE IS SAAANYAAAA and Mio would be all "bitch grow some balls even though you're a girl".
Hitsugi would lord it over everywhere and turn the apartment into her palace so she could torment people then watch it. And Mio would be all HA. HA. HA. HOW SILLY YOU YOUNG PEOPLE ARE.
Maybe Hitsugi would try to recruit Mio into her sword academy thing because Mio sure can slash things with that badass sword of hers. Mio would like that.
THOUGH HITSUGI WOULD TRY TO GET MIO TO WEAR PANTS, AND MIO WOULD NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.
Nagato would have bumped into Makoto on the street, and Makoto is all HAHA SORRY ABOUT THAT MY BAD LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU and Nagato is all "i wish to experience food let's go right now", and then Minna pops out of a hole in the street and is all WAIT YOU CAN'T GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE ONE OF YOU WILL DIE PAINFULLY IN A BATH OF FIRE AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOVE AGAIN UNLESS YOUR LEGS CAN TURN INTO PLANES AND YOU WEAR AN EYEPATCH and then Makoto will be all ( ◔ ◔); and Nagato will be all ಠ_ಠ and then Minna will slowly crawl back through the hole and it will all be for nothing.
Eila dies. Painfully.
9. If #1 stole #8's most precious possession, how would #8 get it back?
She'd cry about it to Shizuru, and the world will henceforth be submitted to a totalitarian dictatorship under Shizuru's tyranny until Natsuki got her precious stuffed wolf back.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which #7 and #12 both attain what they most desire.
NAGATO GETS SOME BOOKS EILA GETS SOME ASS
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted #4 and #1 to work together?
Kana needs to make a BONDAGE CLOCK!!!1 and Hana practically throws herself at Kana for the job, already tangled in chains.
12. If #7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
l-lmao I'd love that so much but we'd get along so shit
She'd just be chillin' about, reading my books, and I'd be all, "omg omg can i touch you" because I'm a creep, and Nagato would be all "no."
But probably to just be my friend.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between #4 and #5, which would it be?
OH MY GOD. I don't know.
Hana is awesome and I like her more, but I don't think I can handle her weird obsession with being sexually abused.
Whereas Mio is awesome and hilarious and doesn't need people to whip her to function, so I'd probably pick Mio.
"I'M GONNA KICK THE BACK HAIR OFF YOUR SCRAWNY ASS!!"
17. If you chose a song to represent #8, which song would you choose?
lmao. lmao. lmao.
Kana and Alice would fight over it for a bit, but then Minna would appear out of nowhere and lord over them with her yandere face, then take the pancake as Alice and Kana cry on each other.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for #2 to use on #10?
"Hi there, uh... give me a sec--" /flips through pickup lines "That outfit is very becoming on you... If I was on you, I'd becoming too!"
Then she'd run away crying because she just accidentally sexually harrassed a minor.
21. What is #6's secret?
That she's a witch and the daughter of Satan!
Asakura is really fast and athletic and can alter reality.
...But really, nothing can beat Hitsugi. Ever. She'd pull a horse out of her pocket and ride there.
If I was getting harrassed by gangsters, Nagato would just be all SRS about it and just stare at them, and she'd probably intimidate me more than the actual gangsters, whereas Natsuki would be all adorable and deredere on way, then pull out her guns and start SHOOTING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE AND RUNNING THEM OVER WITH A MOTORBIKE.
I have no idea but it is beautiful.
LMAO, I can imagine Hana running a secret underground community for lolicons who like to be abused, and Kana teaming up with Hitsugi because Hitsugi thinks that it'd be lulz to try and stop it by GALLOPING GALLANTLY INTO THE FREY ON HER PET TORTOISE or some stupid shit.
But if Hana kidnapped Minna, Minna would probably be frightening enough to make Hana's masochism senses tingle, and she would totally submit to Minna's awe-inspiring yandere abuse.
Though, Mio would probably flip her shit if she found out Minna had been kidnapped, and Shizuru would only know about Hana's lolicon pedo organization because she's a member of it. Hahahhahahaa.